@myoptika you're obviously playing to the wrong audience. Try getting swept up in @ replies and shit one liners like an American cabaret act Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:47:33 +0000
	Christ Armo(u)rcast were shite. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:05:36 +0000
	My stupid bald head is burnt from that gas thing that hovers in the sky. That's the last time I'm going out there. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:42:39 +0000
	And soup. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:27:33 +0000
	And some celery. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:27:25 +0000
	Maybe a baguette. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:27:15 +0000
	Chilean miners fed down a tube and the first thing they're offered is chicken. It should've been sausages. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:25:44 +0000
	@SistaCrumpet Actually, because you're moving to Wales it'll be SisterLavabread. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:58:06 +0000
	Go away summer! I want my cold back. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:26:54 +0000
	Overheard in Morrisons: "Oi kar drink red whyun, it leaves moi feelin droi." Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:14:52 +0000
	@Glinner have you heard?! Michael Jackson is dead! Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:30:03 +0000
	@sinisteragent Play minecraft. Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:51:46 +0000
	Chortle. Silly cheating Xbox 'phew has been banned from Xbox Live. Good. Teach the little sod a lesson. Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:30:15 +0000
	@ukplissken If you see Warwick Davis, get his autograph for me please. Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:50:58 +0000
	Yep. Lynch was away directing Wild at Heart. He returned close to the end and managed to get it back on track, but sadly too late. Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:24:24 +0000
	Urgh. splurkly gut. Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:47:27 +0000
	So very very tired. Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:40:03 +0000
	There's more of @myoptika 's arse on my Irn Bru bottle than is actually in his arse. Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:38:28 +0000
	@Peoww There is a Vimto boiling app, I hear. Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:51:50 +0000
	@tobyhiggins That's actually a worse crime than genocide. Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:35:40 +0000