Frank Sidebottom Dimrill
	"ok YOU try having a fictional relationship with someone after they'd fictionally used you for marzipanning trepanning while they wore fictional upset toddlers as legs, and not be bitter"
New stuffe! - 26 January 2007 Yes indeed. Head on over to the Picture section to have a good ole gawp at some brand new shit! Aw yeah.     New layout n sheet - 25 January 2007 Bleh! After a fucking age I've decided to do some more shit with this website. Looking back it's been almost 5 years since I posted something up here, and I think a little re-design is looooooonnng overdue. So anyways, yeah.     Random old news - 16 August 2002 Daily PAPER SOME JACK#'# CAME PASS ME ONE DAY AND BEEPED AT ME I FEAL DOWN A MAN HOEL AND BROKE MY BACK I NEALY DIED THEN 3 WEEK'S LATER I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY WIFE IN THE CAR .AFTER I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY WIFE AND I THOWEN HER OUT     Delightful old news - 02 July 2002 The old clock maker liked worked his plants After work he liked to dabble with his plants He talked to himself but he didn't hear himself. A woman brought a clock to fix. The clock does not work. The deer does not come out and it goes bing bing .     Scrumptious old news - 20 July 2001 Goodnight Mister Tom. Some children are travelling in the train. William Beech went to Mr Tom's house. William is hungry Mr Tom gives him some food. Mr Tom had a dog called Sammy. He has got some plants for his wife's grave. William is in the graveyard. Then the dog and with a stick and then William had some lunch at Mr Toms . William drawing about the church . and his birthday party And the people who came are going to take him fishing with Mr Tom and then the planes for Williams treat and Williams train again to see his mom and then go to his house his baby and his mum but William and Mr Tom go to William's house and his dog is locked and Mr Tom pushed the door and William go to hospital and back to Mr Tom's house. And then William screamed in a dream about the doctor and then no scream Then William go to his friend's house because his friend's bike always fall off.     Page: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 , 15 , 16 , 17 , 18 , 19 , 20 , 21 , 22 , 23 , 24 , 25 , 26 , 27,				Choose:     Main / News     Pictures     Game Writings     Mr Poor     Bad Things     The Dump     The Warthog Manifesto All this shit is copyright © Dimrill 1994-2023. Find me at: Friends of Dim: Latest crap I've Twittered